Chuck Norris FTW
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Chuck Norris FTW
ok i'll start ^^
favourite quote of all time
Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer. To bad he never cried. Ever!
favourite quote of all time
Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer. To bad he never cried. Ever!
Omni- Inactive Mapper
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Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
best thread ever?
i think so
best thread ever?
i think so
Gast- Guest
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinity....twice
motion_man- Dope
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Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
Tenoziw- Kung Fu Panda
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dude, check 3 posts above u -_-"Tenoziw wrote:Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
edit: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door|
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motion_man- Dope
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motion_man wrote:dude, check 3 posts above u -_-"Tenoziw wrote:Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
Lol'd I missed that.
Anyway: Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Tenoziw- Kung Fu Panda
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
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Some people wear superman pyjama. Superman wear a chuck norris's pyjama.
Chuck Norris can get Superman pregnant.
Superman had a fight with Chuck Norris. The loser had to wear his underwear outside his pants.
Chuck Norris can get Superman pregnant.
Superman had a fight with Chuck Norris. The loser had to wear his underwear outside his pants.
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If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Tenoziw- Kung Fu Panda
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Haha and this one ^^
When children goes to sleep every night they checks their closet for Boogeyman.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
When children goes to sleep every night they checks their closet for Boogeyman.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Tenoziw- Kung Fu Panda
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The first scene in "Saving Private Ryan"(i think it is the original titel) is based on a footbal match, chuk norris played in the second class.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, he chews bees(hope i got the translation from the german..).
Chuck Norris can close revolving doors.
There is no evolution theory, theres just a list of creatures chuck norris allowed to live.
got much more but too lazy to translate <.<
Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, he chews bees(hope i got the translation from the german..).
Chuck Norris can close revolving doors.
There is no evolution theory, theres just a list of creatures chuck norris allowed to live.
got much more but too lazy to translate <.<
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Re: Chuck Norris FTW
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.
or
Chuck Norris doesn’t ask what time it is, HE decides what time it is.
or
Chuck Norris doesn’t ask what time it is, HE decides what time it is.
Tenoziw- Kung Fu Panda
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
i like this 1 pretty much
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!
i like this 1 pretty much
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
Gast- Guest
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Nice ones Silentchill
I like this one too
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
I like this one too
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
Tenoziw- Kung Fu Panda
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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Re: Chuck Norris FTW
chuck norris was born in a house he made himself
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