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Post  Omni 2009-08-31, 22:28

ok i'll start ^^
favourite quote of all time

Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer. To bad he never cried. Ever!
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Post  Ace Ventura 2009-08-31, 22:45

Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
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Post  Bushfire 2009-09-01, 06:00

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
lol
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Post  Gast 2009-09-01, 12:07

Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.


best thread ever?
i think so

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Post  motion_man 2009-09-02, 06:59

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity....twice
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Post  Tenoziw 2009-09-02, 14:37

Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
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Post  motion_man 2009-09-06, 19:14

Tenoziw wrote:Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
dude, check 3 posts above u -_-"

edit: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door|


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Post  Tenoziw 2009-09-06, 19:19

motion_man wrote:
Tenoziw wrote:Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with 1 bird
dude, check 3 posts above u -_-"

Lol'd I missed that.

Anyway: Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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Post  Valah_LeNoob 2009-09-09, 08:02

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

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Post  Ghinzu 2009-10-09, 13:03

God created men and Chuck Norris created God
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Post  CoolRasta 2009-10-09, 13:48

Some people wear superman pyjama. Superman wear a chuck norris's pyjama.

Chuck Norris can get Superman pregnant.

Superman had a fight with Chuck Norris. The loser had to wear his underwear outside his pants.

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Post  Tenoziw 2009-11-18, 16:03

If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
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Post  Tenoziw 2009-11-18, 16:10

Haha and this one ^^


When children goes to sleep every night they checks their closet for Boogeyman.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Post  PureOwn4ge 2009-11-18, 16:19

The first scene in "Saving Private Ryan"(i think it is the original titel) is based on a footbal match, chuk norris played in the second class.
Chuck Norris doesnt eat honey, he chews bees(hope i got the translation from the german..).
Chuck Norris can close revolving doors.
There is no evolution theory, theres just a list of creatures chuck norris allowed to live.

got much more but too lazy to translate <.<
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Post  Tenoziw 2009-11-19, 17:34

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, he decides what time it is.

or

Chuck Norris doesn’t ask what time it is, HE decides what time it is.
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Post  Gast 2009-11-19, 18:03

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.
When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down!

i like this 1 pretty much
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.

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Post  Tenoziw 2009-11-19, 22:31

Nice ones Silentchill Razz

I like this one too Very Happy
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
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Post  RockstaR 2012-11-02, 07:20

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.


Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
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Post  motion_man 2012-11-02, 13:32

chuck norris was born in a house he made himself
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